I just got a phone call from Herb of the Recipe Police Force.
He issued a citation because I had neglected to include Thyme in any of my chowder recipes.  He  said I wouldn’t have to serve time if I corrected the record and served thyme in my chowder.
Record Correction: Thyme added to any chowder recipe will make the Recipe Police happy, at least Herb will be happy.
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Good heavens, I shall be on my best behaviour now that I know these things are being watched by the powers that be. I’m sure if you had to serve time then the Recipe Police Force would at least feed you well.
With a name like Herb, I hope the food would be well seasoned!